The reviews are in! Critics are raving over SPX!
"Annoying and boring." -- Siskel and Ebert
"An insufferable sideways grind." -- The Wall Street Journal
"Is this thing even on?" -- Mike Tyson, just before punching a hole in his screen
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So, yeah. Still not a lot to add here. The market has traded sideways since the last update, and possibly since the dawn of time. Here's the updated SPX chart:
As we can see on the chart above... hang on, that's the wrong time scale. I didn't mean to use an hourly chart.
Okay, here:
And there we have it! In conclusion, there's still nothing to add and, at the market's current pace, there may never be anything to add ever again. Trade safe.